I am starting to develop a list of custom syndromes for the varying patient presentations I see in the ED. Recently I have been dealing a lot with the multiple complaint syndrome, which I am positive most of you who work in the medical field will be able to instantly identify.
Most ill patients presenting to the ED usually have one or two chief complaints. It might be chest pain, or abdominal pain, or nausea and vomitting for x days, or unmentionable foul discharge, or heart not beating, or suicidal thoughts, or even the "by the way" syndrome. These complaints we can handle, and comfortably so, because in the ED we tend to practice what I like to call focused assessments and troubleshooting. While we do consider multi-system involvement, implications, and complications, we tend to find that starting with one or two chief complaints is the norm.
But then we occasionally have these patients who come in with multiple complaints, which seem completely unrelated to each other, and are totally non-emergent, and often non-urgent. Here is an example:
"I have a headache, and there's this bump on my leg, and by the way I have a rash on my back, and my tummy's been a little queasy but that happens whenever I eat fish which I did yesterday... do you think I'm allergic to fish? And also I need a prescription for my diabetes meds till I can go see my doctor. And do you think the doc could also check my ear... it's been itching a lot!"
Huh? Where do I start? Ummm... none of these are emergencies, you need to go see your family doc, or go to the clinic. Seriously, it will be more efficient for you, and us, but mostly for you.
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Heh. In the old days people
Heh. In the old days people wouldn't go near a doctor because of the cost involved, or for fear they wouldn't come out of the hospital.
Now it seems almost a recreational activity. Consumer culture, I suppose, and the medicialising of mental and emotional problems.
Plus increasing neurosis in the general population.
I feel a lot of the visits
I feel a lot of the visits too are attributed to the mindset "i wont have to pay for it". I know in county where my ER is located, many people are poor and so they know they will have to pay if they go to they dr.s office and of course the ER has to see them. In my personal opinion, the do not have anything to lose from bad credit. They will not be applying for things and already have nothing so they do not worry about repercussions of not paying their ER bill.
My mother is one of the
My mother is one of the queen's of the by the way when she is visiting the doctor. Of course she takes it one step further and uses webMD to diagnose herself (which is always way off course).
MCS Syndrome
i also enjoy when families start interjecting their illnesses into the mix. i.e. hey doc, wouldya take a look at this bump on my leg while your in here.
I enjoyed this post greatly!
I enjoyed this post greatly! I am amused by these people. Seems like a hypochondriac to me. At any rate, I'm glad that I'm not one of those people. Whenever I go to the doctor, it's for a very specific problem.
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